am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
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The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
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yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
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