even my farts smell like vagina
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
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Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
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It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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