i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
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