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Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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