And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
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