I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
he thought i was a dude.
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
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And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
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I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
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