Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
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I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
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I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
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