well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
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