I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
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just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
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Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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