Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
My feet surprised me
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