id be glad to
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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