And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
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Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
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If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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