if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
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