i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
You called his parrot a seagull, a pigeon and a rat with wings, and told it to go eat Cheetos out of a dumpster.
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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