I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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