Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
Randomize
