Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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