I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
third nipple confirmed
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
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