Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
i used baking grease as lip gloss
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
Randomize
