Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
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