i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
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Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
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I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
These tits shall not be calmed
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"