I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
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Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
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Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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