would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
This beer is not sobering me up at all
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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