She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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