you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
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i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
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These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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