i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
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Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
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I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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