Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
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I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
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Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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