About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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