p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
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