How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
The bar has bullet holes in the ceiling, and the country singer had been playing drunken weezer covers. A man just bought me a beer on the grounds that I 'have his back' in a fist fight with a stranger texan. And, yes, the bartender is wearing a sherif's badge
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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