try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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