id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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