remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
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All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
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I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
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