doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
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Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
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I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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