yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
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I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
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Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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