This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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