508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
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