That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
Quick, to the slutcave!
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
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