dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
we should paint friendship bongs
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