I'm drunk
Is that why you're texting me
Yes
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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