Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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