The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
Randomize
