I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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