I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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