butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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