So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
My Higher Power is John Stamos
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
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If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
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I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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