Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
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PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
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Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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