hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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