if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
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