he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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