I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
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I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
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I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
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