I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
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he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
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I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
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