By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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