It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
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My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
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Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
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